December 2009
18 posts
New Year
It’s eleven hours away. I’m ready for it to be 2010…
Going back to cali..cali….
Crackwhore Special
$: haha. I just looked up the adult store in MSP. It's open 24hrs and it's "the largest adult store in the MidWest." Think we'll find some true creepers if we go at 6 am?
@: oh ya or maybe we'll see some sexy elders. Think they have an early bird special?
$: In that case I think they'd consider it a crackwhore special.
@: Sounds like the perfect place for us.
“just smile more and talk to inanimate objects. It’s hard to be depressed...”
– The truth
“You’ve had more rides then the town bicycle.”
“That’s hot. But I’m not nibbling your nipples.”
“Ask me...”
– Random friends, saying random things
“The only time I have ever cried was to selena.”
– My Apathetic Friend
“Let us buy you a drink for driving,” said my friend. “Do you...”
– Fist It
“that dog gets more compliments then a hot girl in a frat house…....”
– Fist It
U2/Bono
S - only bono loves u2
A- hahahah yeah
and no one loves Bono
S- right.
A- not even the starving kids
Both of Us - hahahahahaha